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    javeliner:

    think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

    (via bxheme)

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    (Source: a-u-e, via i-am-the-blackbird)

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    jarondgrammer:

    frostyclyde:

    so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

    so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

    image

    I AM THE CRAB LORD

    This is still my favorite post on Tumblr.

    (Source: billyjcobra, via marisaaaaxx)

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    Sep

    cas-get-into-my-ass:

    blowmeharry:

    shellfish-machines:

    i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

    sanity

    people are so demanding

    (via its--dark-inside)

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    Sep

    writer-of-wrongs:

    Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

    We. All. DIED.


    I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

    (via magick-mayhem)

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    Sep

    (Source: frie-nds, via frie-nds)

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    Sep

    livemulticulturally:

    have you ever just

    stopped whatever you were doing

    to look at an english word and

    “you look like a fake word”

    (via timanus)

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    1
    Sep

    jaimepreciadorable:

    [AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

    (Source: jaimesvoice, via laffytaffies)

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    takemesomewherenice710:

brucicles:
Ahahahaa another hipster edit. What have I dooooone.

    takemesomewherenice710:

    brucicles:

    Ahahahaa another hipster edit. What have I dooooone.

    (Source: brucicles, via dont-do-love)

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    tannedroxy:

    the-fire-is-rising:

    vixen7:

    weaponizedwit:

    image

    I have been waiting for this gif set all my life.

    are you kidding me is this what I think it is?

    I have traced this post down to lift it from the grave.

    (via i-am-the-blackbird)

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    pleatedjeans:

I need this for my house.

    pleatedjeans:

    I need this for my house.

    (via kittlykinns)

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