Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
I am a Ravenclaw Hoot Owl who also lives in District four of Panem, and is known to be a Shadow Hunter. I have fought alongside Buffy, cried with Merlin, ruled in Narnia, and traveled the universe with the Doctor, Jean-Luc Picard and Captain Janeway. I have been to all the Ten Kingdoms, as well as Mordor (though I was sadly not able to simple walk in) and a galaxy far far away where I found that Darth Vader was not my father, but it was a close call.